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skeetmaster

A male who's skeet generally comes in excessively large portions and causes the receiving female to have to spend a good amount of time cleaning herself off.
Male 1: Hey John came out of the bedroom like ten minutes ago but Jane is still in there. What's up with that?

Male 2: He must be a skeetmaster.

Male 1: Oh that makes sense.
by Tits_McGee_ July 21, 2009
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Gravesend sweetmeats

i wouldn't go swimming in there mate, it's full of Gravesend sweetmeats.
by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003
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SkeetYeet

SkeetYeet- A word used to describe the certain actions of a sketchy or "Skeety" person. In most cases these "Skeets" are stealing or "Yeeting" a object that they obtained through illegal actions. This results in the manifestation on a "SkeetYeet"
- "I came home from work yesterday to find that someone had *SkeetYeeted* my raspberry bushes right out of my garden."

- The local bar opened today to find that there had been a robbery and someone had *SkeetYeeted* all of the Tip Money.
- "Come on man, lets go SkeetYeet the Papa Johns and then go trip in a alley"
by the_barefoot_backpacker_yyc October 16, 2020
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skatements

Skatements: My mom can do a Pop Shove-it! - River
by Eat Skate Love November 1, 2023
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skeetnet

White cock with black balls on a chink. Usually causes good sex.
Man I fucked that chink with the skeetnet last night it was so wonderful I blew me load all the way to china.
by George LUcas January 2, 2006
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skeetbeat

A friend that ditched you to hang with a girl you hot karled last week.
Nick was being a skeetbeat so we gave him a pittsburg steamer.
by Bobby Orange Robert April 21, 2007
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sweetmeats

Those “choice and delectable” areas of the human body (male or female) which members of the opposite gender most enjoy seeing and/or touching.
Guy talking to his buddy at the beach: Wooohooooo! Look at the sweetmeats on THAT chick!
by QuacksO November 29, 2011
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