Skart

When you have a stomach ache in school from holding in a fart all day.

Boy does my stomach hurt, I have a Skart.

by Rat Boy 11 January 8, 2018

Skart

When a hippy smokes soo much weed that when he farts it smells like a skunks ass.

Dude that hippy just let out a big skart.
Bro that hippy just skarted.
That hippy wouldn't stop skarting at the Pink Floyd concert.

by Shredder88 October 15, 2023

Skart

Skart basically means that you will never know what skart means.

You are skart

by Mnms and skarties November 16, 2019

Skart

1) to sneakily take something

2) to "bum" an item off someone
3) to travel as distance quickly

"I started a chocolate bar from the store."

"Can I skart a smoke?"

"Let's skart over to the liquor store"

by fairyfart44 July 2, 2024

skart

English word scarred reinterpreted with Scottish phonology

“Bro got skart after that breakup”
“That movie skart me”
“Skart so deep”

by Accurim October 27, 2025

Skart

When someone shits, pisses, and farts at the same time while watching skibidi toilet.

Oh fuck, James just skarted!

by brazenbullvictim March 11, 2025

Skart

To skirt/drag your ass on the ground in order to ease an itch or clean it. Also known as Taylor Swifting.

- Yo blood, Crackers is skarting all over my carpet. You don’t need to clean or replace it, but if you could curb that activity it’d be fire.
- Wanna play some Mario sKart? My butt itches.

by Fordimau5 December 20, 2020