skart

To fart while skanking to Ska music.

Ska is playing and people are skanking
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."

by Patleek February 12, 2008

skart

Derivative of the two root words skeet and shart combined to form one new: skart

Skeet : to ejaculate

Shart : to unintentionally shit ones self while farting

"Dude I was so drunk whilst humping your mother last night I skarted"

"Yes well, your mother gave me head while I was on the Jon and I skarted"

by Belch February 10, 2007

skart

While driving in a car. Drive past a dead skunk and someone farts and it mixes with the skunks stank.

"Oh my gosh! Who skarted?!"

by McDonnie the Matador August 15, 2009

skart

When you fart and skeet at the same time.

Sorry honey, I skarted again.

by Brianisok December 22, 2007

skart

To fart while skanking to Ska music.

Ska is playing and people are skanking
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."

by Patleek February 12, 2008

skARTe

all the footy and doodles/art/paintings of the homies who skate = skateboard art

skARTe is alive

by evander skolyfield November 20, 2018

Skarting

When you skate to places you tag/wheapaste/sticker bomb.

We were skarting down melrose friday night, it was tight.

by Rudy Jones April 28, 2010