Is when you're single ASF during Thanksgiving and you spend the whole day with cheap or free cunt Skanks!
Jimmy has been single for nearly 10 years now and used to date his mum and spend thanksgiving with his whore mother. She died and now Jimmy spends his thanksgiving with his moms friends, who are also cheap skanks! It is now known as Skanksgiving, a day spent with unknown road side whores, for free!
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The holiday celebrated by men when when their wives or girlfriends are not home and they have the house to themselves.
Mike's wife will be at her sister's all day. Since nobody will be home, he's going to put on some porn and celebrate Spanksgiving!
by JohnK2374 January 6, 2008
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by MandM Productions November 28, 2019
Get the Spanksgiving mug.Stanksgiving is the act of digesting and giving back the food one consumes after a large thanksgiving meal, in the bathroom. As this is one of the largest meals most individual's digestive systems will be presented in a given year, and often several multiples beyond what is normally demanded by an individual's average food-load, the overtaxed digestive processes do their best to accommodate, producing variable amounts of methane and solid matter in large abundance. The result is a truly offensive olfactory symphony, likely to startle the entire household regardless of size and location of restroom. The manufacturer of Stanksgiving often finds the aroma just as putrid as the remainder of the house guests, and can often be seen quickly and covertly exiting the restroom. If caught, the host of the Stanksgiving will likely lie profusely in attempt to skirt association with the event, and only in most rare circumstance, take ownership of said circumstance.
Vin: Man, I haven't eating like this in a year, I am stuffed beyond belief. I ate things I haven't eaten since I was a kid.
Steve: Looks like your Stanksgiving will be a thing of legend this year.
Steve: Looks like your Stanksgiving will be a thing of legend this year.
by Vennisonian November 27, 2012
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by Sven Gradna November 24, 2011
Get the Spanksgiving mug.No one knew Shanksgiving was coming. They only realized it when John, the least popular and bullied the most started collecting stabbing weapons of all kinds. Everyone was going to die. Moral of the story: Don't bully people. Or else you'll experience a painful Shanksgiving.
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