saskatchewan chrome

another name for the wonder product, duct tape

Joe's boots had a hole in them so he patched them up with some saskatchewan chrome

by wetcoaster July 8, 2007

Saskatchewan Sprinkler

1: the act of using artificial or natural lubricant in between a females feet and placing an erected penis in between them, thrusting in and out. (otherwise known as the foot fuck but slightly differentiates) the modern day foot fuck lays at the females discretion. The Saskatchewan Sprinkler is the finishing of the foot fuck letting the semen spray in a sprinkler like motion. In order for it to be a true Saskatchewan Sprinkler the male has to make a sprinkler like sound while ejaculating on his female counterpart.
-can also be used in past tense. (Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed)

ex.
chad: Bro i straight up Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed my girlfriend last night. It was soo legit she asked if i was watering the lawn!

Brian: Bro you didn't!!!? cool.

chad: yess i did! and then she said: oooohh... your nailing by feet.......cool!

by Brochill7nattylightgamecube April 25, 2010

Saskatchewan Switchblade

(n) A beer bottle, broken in half over a bar and used to thrust shards of glass into another person.

a)Any other broken bottle (usually containing alcohol) used as a thrusting or slashing weapon.

Johnny smashed the bottle over the bar and broke it in half, he then stabbed Angus with his Saskatchewan Switchblade.

by Tyler Stef February 12, 2008

skankawhorus ex

A really slutty worthless ex girlfriend you only went out with in the first place because she could put both feet behind her head.

Oh my god, it's my skankawhorus ex. What a bitch.

by numAt March 10, 2003

Saskatch

The most elusive of the Saskatchiformes. Last seen in forested areas of Connecticut, foraging for food amongst undergrowth and vegetation. Appreciates the love.

"Look, a wild Saskatch!"

*Creature in question ducks behind a tree.*

by SASKATCH October 21, 2010

Fort Saskatchewan

A city in Alberta with the population of 25,000 located not far from Edmonton. Half of which are skid teenagers smoking behind every local 711 and the other half being old white men who can be found throughout the day at any of the several Tim Horton’s or at the Mc.Donalds. You may notice while in Fort Saskatchewan many new buildings going up. Those will most likely be Liquor Stores, Medical Clinics, or a hair dresser. Fort Saskatchewan already has many of those things, but according to the mayor Gale Ketchur who wears nothing except red, we never have enough. Hockey is a big deal in the city of Fort Saskatchewan so if you happen to be there it’s expected you go see a game. Warning : any teenage girl going near Fort Saskatchewan, 90% of the boys your age there are fuckboys beware and stay safe.

“Want to go to breakfast at Tims in Fort Sask tomorrow”

“Nah it’ll be packed with old people just come to my place for breakfast”

“I went to Fort Saskatchewan for a hockey game and this cute boy gave me his number”
“Delete his number he’s a fuckboy if he’s from Fort Sask”

by rayne1974 February 21, 2018

skankawhore

A particularly vicious blend of skank and whore. Likes herpes.

That Whorsea is such a skankawhore! Did you see those sores on her mouth?! Ho lee!

by Ho Lee C. October 14, 2007