Shitskipped

1. Small, Insignificant, or Irrelevant;
2. Not worth mentioning
3. Engaged with moreso out of expedience than desire or afinity

1. Ex President George W. Bush was cultivated, bred, & educated in a Shitskipped region of west Texas.

by The'Gist February 23, 2010

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If it fits, I sits

A common phrase to refer to cats and their tendencies to occupy tight spaces for little reason.

The cat would sit on the couch, but that Tupperware box looks more appealing. “If it fits, I sits”

by AntiTHOT.exe October 30, 2020

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Exaggerated version of word owned or pwned. Is considered by many online users to be the superlative form of the word. Is named after convicted child molester Kevin Sitko. Sitko attempted to spam a forum at www.nsxprime.com by asking people to visit his gambling website. When online users got suspicious about his background, his address showed up after a simple online search and indicated that he had been convicted of child molestation. Sitko, who has an address in North Carolina, left the forum and returned under another user name. He denied being the previous user but the other users discovered his new alias and exposed or owned him again. He might have attempted to imitate an attorney but this is somewhat difficult to prove. A picture of him was discovered online and another man is in the background. Nobody can prove the other man is trying to defend Sitko or if Sitko assumed a third alias. Nevertheless, he was owned again. Www.nsxprime.com was, over the next few hours, flooded with new members from websites as far away as Australia and the UK. There is also talk on the forum of users attempting to have a form of his name used to represent the highest form of ownage. It also means to be owned repeatedly.

1. You may have been owned but the criminal was sitkowned!

2. He tried to lie and was owned when his identity was revealed. He tried to lie again and was pwned. Still, he refused to give up and, after countless tries, was sitkowned.

by SchMikey January 12, 2008

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Siskit

The type of biscuit that is purely made of the grains of our great Australians beaches. Usually turns into original form when pressure is applied. Mainly given at budget boarding schools. Digestion is not advised.

"Oi Lebby whats for morning tea brah?" "Fucking Siskits brah" "FUCK"

by BigPapi696969 May 27, 2019

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Nick Sitko

Nick Sitko is someone that posted on NSX Prime plugging for his own website. Members blasted him and found out his name via domain lookup. With his name a member looked him up on the South Carolina Sex Offender registry and found out that he was one of them thus owning him utterly and completely.

Guy 1: You should come to my party!
Guy 2: STFU stop plugging Nick Sitko!

by TC Lude January 11, 2008

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