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Porn sized cock

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.
My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009
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bonsai sized

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."
by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014
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Steffi-sized

A word used to describe something small. It was first coined by fourth graders back in 2010 in a small village in Illinois after a small Filipino girl who likes to craft small items.
Oh my God. His dick was so Steffi-sized
by ThatOneAltoSax January 3, 2015
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Circus-sized

Adjective: An unusually massive, circumcised penis. Frequently found on small-framed guys.
I caught a glimpse of that short college wrestler in the showers after working out. His meat was Circus-sized!
by jmt71atl@gmail.com January 23, 2021
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Texas-sized

Adjective used to describe an object, person, place, or idea, that is uniquely large among his/her/its kind, i.e. with a size exaggeratively being compared to the size of the state of Texas.
"Hey man look over there!" *points to the posterior of a very obese black woman sitting down gorging herself on 25 packages of McDonald's chicken selects. "Check out them Texas-sized buns of hers! That's a huge bitch!"

"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"

"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."

"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."

"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."

"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."





Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.
by Mark H February 19, 2005
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Puppy Sized Elephants

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.
Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."
by RobotAmputee August 24, 2010
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mormon sized

A gianourmous, FREAKISHLY huge ton. So much it could feed or be used by a Mormon family.
A 50lb tub of Golden Soft at Costco it totally Mormon sized.

Dude, that 100 pack of Ramen is Mormon sized.

When you go through the drive thru don't Mormon size it, your ass is already fat enough.
by Alyson Clair June 30, 2008
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