Envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. This terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all vaginas out there, imagine a cross between Hitler's grandmothers corpse after it has been passed around a pack of hyenas and Tara Reid's snatch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. Safe to say the very entrance to hell is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco
David Cameron: Ohh bro I totally hooked up with Paris Hilton last night, but as I was going down to rainbow kiss her, I realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and I had to bail!
Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?
Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?
by IceMan 22 GO DEEP June 19, 2013
Get the Sidewards Taco mug.When going out in L.A., you're lucky if you don't have to pay to pee. Therefore, it shouldn't come as a surprise when nature calls and a sidewalk shitter starts doing his business out in the open.
by D.S. Credito March 1, 2015
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Sideræl (from Norwegian "side" (side) and "ræl" (scrap, something of low quality). It could be anything of low quality laying on the side, usually worthless.
In 2022, Elon Musk and Grimes named their son "Exa Dark Sideræl". An unfortunate choice since this is not a positive word.
Sideræl (from Norwegian "side" (side) and "ræl" (scrap, something of low quality). It could be anything of low quality laying on the side, usually worthless.
In 2022, Elon Musk and Grimes named their son "Exa Dark Sideræl". An unfortunate choice since this is not a positive word.
by Magpet15 March 15, 2022
Get the Sideræl mug.Bro: Yo, you into that girl?
Bro #2: Nah dude, she's been bro-sidelined cause of Bro #3.
Bro: Shit man, I didn't know, I'll ease off then.
Bro #3: Thanks bros.
Bro #2: Nah dude, she's been bro-sidelined cause of Bro #3.
Bro: Shit man, I didn't know, I'll ease off then.
Bro #3: Thanks bros.
by TheWiggityWackOne April 24, 2013
Get the Bro-Sidelined mug.A woman who is so amazing in bed that you swear she not only used the three main holes to satisfy you, but actually took it in up to SEVEN different holes from every angle. How did she fit it in her ear?? Did she use her knee pit at some point?? When she turned the lights off did I fuck a Stretch Armstrong doll rolled into the letter "O" or was that her asshole????
Derived from the ankle-breaking sidewalks of Mexico City where holes appear out of nowhere and walking three blocks is the danger equivalent of a WWII Belgian minefield.
Derived from the ankle-breaking sidewalks of Mexico City where holes appear out of nowhere and walking three blocks is the danger equivalent of a WWII Belgian minefield.
Guy 1: Soooooo Jeff, I see you left the party early last night with that cute but square little chess champion who reads teenage vampire novels alone in the corner. How did it go?
Guy 2: Dude, you'd never have guessed it but turns out she performs like a Mexican Sidewalk!! *eyebrow, eyebrow*
Guy 2: Dude, you'd never have guessed it but turns out she performs like a Mexican Sidewalk!! *eyebrow, eyebrow*
by Dr Thwack March 2, 2019
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Dude, I caught some sideage last night.
Dude, I caught some sideage last night.
by johnny ohio January 7, 2011
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