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Shmangled

The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.
We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..
by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020
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James: Yo, Jack, shmangle me that soda!
by yolosaynono June 16, 2015
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swangle

The act of swangling is when you have obtained something in a peculiar way

The combination of swag and wangle creates swangle
"I managed to swangle a bunch of films from Joe"
"Swangle me something better than that!"
by phil j September 12, 2006
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Swangle

The art of swangling is one that almost defies rigid definition. In its earliest form, the word was used to describe procuring or achieving something in an uncommon or non-traditional way. Since, however the word has flourished into something much, much more. To swangle someone could mean anything from besting them in a contest of wits to dunking in their face in the NBA Finals. It's possible to out-swangle someone, re-swangle someone, under-swangle someone, or even sudo-swangle someone, but there is no such thing as over-swangling. You can swangle an alligator, un-swangle a knot, or calculate your swangle of attack. Swangling, as stated, is an art, and true swanglers worldwide know that there are many definitons and uses for the word, the majority of which cannot be listed here. Above all, however, swangling is what the swangler makes of it. Put your mind to it, and you can swangle just about anything.
Correct Usage:
"One-hundred fifteen to forty-seven? Man, he really swangled you in this week's fantasy football match-up."

"The Greeks really out-swangled the Trojans when they got inside Troy using a wooden horse."

Incorrect Usage:
"How about you swangle these nuts?" Incorrect: Swangle cannot be used in conjunction with any aspect of male genitalia (exception: the swangler is female).
by Garth Swangler December 11, 2011
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Shangle

The angle of which you shag
Their shangle was 90°
by Sweg_lord69420 June 7, 2016
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Shmangle

To have sexual intercourse with one another, shmangle the body
I can't wait for tonight I'm going to shmangle her !
by Shmangle69 December 28, 2016
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MPOS-ese

To cup your hands together and blow through them, making the noise of a whistle. To do so is not easy but when perfected, you can tick off oily sixth graders and other annoying losers.
Patrick shmanglehopped, and that one kid yelled at him to stop. But he did it anyway.
by Melli March 3, 2005
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