spunktacular

the ultimate extream of livlyness, like bouncing off the wall kind of shit, the epitimy of spunkyness to the next level

Guy 1:"I'm feeling quite livly today"
Guy 2:"Would you say you are feeling Spunktacular?"
Guy 1:*does a back flip* "YEAH!!!"

by Cojax October 5, 2006

spunktoast

Game where a group of guys jack off on a piece of toast and the last one to come eats the toast. Also called "Soggy Biscuit" in the U.K.

You had better not be really drunk when you play spunktoast or you will end up eating the soggy biscuit.

by dontplaythisgame September 2, 2010

Sphunkter

A horridly putrid and funky smelling ass hole. Usually assosciated with forgetting to wipe.
Derived from the funk that comes from a sphincter. Not to be confused with the fun that can be associated with sphincters.

"Damn baby, that is some foul-ass sphunkter stank you got going on!"

by Solorzano Brothers March 8, 2005

shpunke

Cum or semen.

Do you ever shpunke on stage?

by marycreamcheese April 22, 2004

spunktitude

A mental position of good spirit with an added dimension of complete honesty and seriousness.

Her spunktitude drove the benefit revenue to new heights.

by TheTailor February 12, 2009

Spunktard

A person/object which is certainly uncool and very annoying, and deserves to be eaten by a wild pack of bears/gorrillas/rabbits. An example of this is Bacob, our best friends. Stevie Seymour, the famous guy, is certainly not a Spunktard.

That boy's a right old spunktard, I mean, look at his shoes..

by alrightjizzthen December 3, 2009

spunktion

a ladies face after bukkake. Or just a central place of orgasm for guys....hopefully a face.

Raleigh, I'll meet you at the spunktion of my dick and her glasses later tonight.

by joeyho June 22, 2009