Sphunkter

A horridly putrid and funky smelling ass hole. Usually assosciated with forgetting to wipe.
Derived from the funk that comes from a sphincter. Not to be confused with the fun that can be associated with sphincters.

"Damn baby, that is some foul-ass sphunkter stank you got going on!"

by Solorzano Brothers March 8, 2005

Sphincter Sinatra

one that loves to break wind and will do so anytime or anywhere (like a crooner that breaks into song in an old 40’s musical)

“Dude, plug that blow hole. Nobody wants to wants to hear your ‘Summer Wind’. Don’t be a sphincter Sinatra.”

by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020

Sphincter Swirl

When a person stimulates another person's anus with their tongue in a circular motion.

DId you give her the ole Sphincter Swirl last night? I sure did!

by Newfie blogger January 3, 2019

sphincter dust

Crusty and dried on shit on your butt cheeks resulting from shitting in the middle of the night, and passing out on the toilet before being able to wipe your ass.

I passed out on the toilet last night and woke up with my ass cheeks covered in sphincter dust.

I need to take a shower to wash off this sphincter dust from last night.

by Wordstylez November 20, 2020

sphincter sprinkler

When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack

yo bro grab me some TP

pull a sphincter sprinkler

word.

by Ron Howard13 March 22, 2011

sphincter of fire

The burning sensation you get in your anus the day after eating way too much spicy food.

I jammed an ice cube up my ass trying to extinguish my sphincter of fire.

by Casewhacka July 16, 2004

Shphinkterluben

1. The reference of adding (or needing) a lubricant to an anus or vagina.

2. Making reference that someone is "being screwed" with little or no consideration.

1. "das is güt shphinkterluben!"

(while making a two finger proctologist exam in the air and saying it in a German/Austrian accent.

2. "Yes, they fired me without even a little shphikterluben!"

by JBPhoto October 13, 2009