Spoose

1. To trick or deceive, to lie or be deceitful, to get tricked or lied to.

2. Unfair or not right, to be taken advantage of.

3. To copy or mimic, to make fun of.

1. "I got spoosed, I was the only one there." "Haha, you got spoosed!!!"

2. "That's spoose, we should have won..."

by spoose.com March 31, 2009

shmooser

Someone who is being annoying or someone you just want to mess with. Just another thing to call someone that most people have never heard of. Instead of calling them something that might hurt thier feelings you call them a shmooser.

Your such a shmooser.

by Megan Loth April 8, 2006

Spoose

The fictional male counterpart of "frontal flatulence". Also known as a "male queef".

Guy 1: Dude, last night when I was using the bathroom I think I spoosed.

Guy 2: No way man. You know that's impossible. Guys can't queef.

by Caleb_W June 26, 2008

spoose

A person parents show their daughters to scare them into celibacy.

Spoose: And what are you going to be when you grow up little girl?
Little Girl: A nun
Parent::)

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

spoose

{noun} A combination of sperm and mousse.

"I liked that chicks hair so much I had to spoose in it!" or "I think I want to spoose on your face."

by titwillow July 6, 2009

shpoozer

a person who messes up things. always getting in the way

dont let her come shes a shpoozer

by coke November 12, 2003

Shpoone

When you drop your spoon into soup, mashed potatoes, cereal, ice cream, etc

Oh No! I shpooned my spoon into my ice cream!

by anonymous February 13, 2021