splorkin

hanging out; chilling; splorkiiin

Word brought to life by Makal
and supported by A-RON

A-RON: hiya. sup?
MAKAL: splorkin
A-RON: cool
MAKAL: cheesecake
A-RON: ya

by Aaron / Mike April 27, 2006

Shploiken

The act of vomiting and defecating at the same time.

Joey's shploiken left shit and puke all over the bathroom floor.

by Mackonator January 21, 2009

shplonkered

When some dude or girl that's drunk out of their mind but like ya don't want to use the word drunk so like you just day shplonkered

Jules: Hey why is your mom acting so weird

Kate: oh she had too much to drink, she's shplonkered

by Peanutbutter and Baking Soda December 15, 2017

Splorkify

To make needlessly pedantic for shits and giggles.

He really splorkified the issue by making a literal dictionary entry to prove a point.

Some guy is going to splorkify this by commenting on the previous example.

by Pawsleight October 31, 2018

bel-schplork

To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.

She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005

shlork

the opposite to a shlong

short and thin basicly

dude u've got such a shlork your hardly a man

by greg 'buc nasty d October 24, 2008

splork

When browsing the Internet: To accidentally close a browser page you wanted open. Generally meaning you'll have to go back to Google and re-search the term over and figure out which link was the page you wanted. Happens often when you have multiple pages up and inadvertently close the one you wanted. Also applies to accidentally closing documents without saving them.

Hmm, let me close these other pages and go back to the Ferrari wallpaper site. Aw crap, I just splorked myself!

by Stowevtc July 19, 2006