shlitzed

a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed

"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."

by fuegotangerine October 6, 2009

rectal shpritz

The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.

I sat down to drop a few friends in the pool, and got a nasty rectal shpritz.

by agman2 May 7, 2009

shlitz

A very shitty beer

Nigga, why da fuck you be drinking dat shlitz shit

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

splitzies

The process of splitting winning from a Bingo game, between multiple persons. Must be decided apon by all players before bingo starts.

"Hey, are we playing splitzies?"

by Wondercoll July 23, 2009

shplittage

when two men have gay sex to the point where one's genitalia tears, usually at the fibers joining the scrotum and shaft. usually results in LOTS of pain.

Johnny and his gay sailor friend got into some major shit last night.. there was supposedly some shplittage. yuck.

by mr. straight guy101 December 26, 2010

Schplitz

The "extreme" aerobics exercise that made Milwaukee famous.

I don't want to enroll in any or Milwaukee's aerobics classes --- they all make you do "The Schplitz", and I value the integrity of my hips-joints more than that.

by QuacksO January 6, 2013

shlitzen

To commit an act of stupidity and are refretful about it, To fuck her right in the pussy

Steve: Hey bill did you bone that red head last night?
Bill: Nah you boned her haha I boned the blondie ya cock knocker!
Steve: Aw Shlitzen must of been too von mingled to remember.

by Shlitzen-Himon June 27, 2016