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Show-pony 

Generally taken by women and gay men, always infront of a mirror and generally slightly to the side. Back-leg is hyper-extended, front leg is balanced on tiptoe, head is tilted to the side with. Trying to look casual when infact they've taken 30 shots and deleted 29 already
"Oh my days fam, she's a fucking show-pony"
Show-pony by monkey_trainer April 1, 2019

Show Pony Rider 

A horse rider affectionally known as a snob and mistaken for mummy and daddy’s money, they are not rich. Yet mummy owns a yacht on Miami Beach. Well known with there two spacious arenas and American opening barn. Usually found with horses already made and winning.
‘Did you see Rosie the show pony rider, riding her already made show pony, she is a total brat.’

Gym Show Pony 

A gym show pony are usually newbies who try to act big and strong but they're actually clueless. They normally come in groups of 2 or 3, they spend their time gossiping talking about rainbows and unicorns and the guy/girl they met on the weekend, what they ate in the last couple days while glancing over their shoulder scanning others while they're working out. The usually do spot a few who they would like to compete with whether it's strength, endurance or what they're wearing. Gym Show Ponies waste their time by going from one machine to another only to do 5-10 reps on each one. They grunt while they deadlift to attract attention before slamming the barbell whilst giving their self claimed competitor a deadly affirmation that they're strong and try to beat that if you can. They proudly walk around as if they own the gym when in actual fact they look like they've got a dick stuck up their ass and they try to secretly wedge it out while they walk.
Selena is such a Gym Show Pony, all she does is watch other people and talk about her private life.

Kevin thinks his Mr hot shot. I died from laughter the moment I saw him leg press 100 pounds, I think he did 8 reps before he jumped off to catch his breath.
Gym Show Pony by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017

backyard show pony

When in the backyard and giving it to a girl from behind in the ass in front of a crowd of people.
I was at a bar-b-que last week and Troy gave pam a backyard show pony.
backyard show pony by Dr. Big Junk January 14, 2009

dog and pony show

An elaborate act of bullshit, generally used to distract attention away from the sheer uselessness of the actual project or act.
The US Presidential Race.
Any democratic process in the US.

Look at these corrupt assholes talking about non-issues. Man do the ignorant apathetic masses eat up this dog and pony show.

dog and pony show

an elaborately staged activity, performance, presentation, or event designed to sway or convince people (from a derisive term for a small circus)
Power point was originally used by buisnesses to create a dog and pony show.