shacolate

When your in a good mood

Today im Shacolate

by Shacolate May 20, 2016

Shockolated

A new term for owning/pwning/raping/etc.

Dude that noob tottaly got shockolated!

by Lusky March 27, 2008

shmocolate

a schmuck eating chocolate

George Bush is a shmocolate douchbag rumple fugly.

by Large and In Charge January 19, 2008

Shockalate

This is an event which happens when you are dying to take a shit (and you know its a godzilla like turd) but there is no toilet nearby. Suddenly you are 'shocked' to find its too 'late' cause the godzilla turd is already sitting warm and toasty in your pants!

Note: 'Shock' + 'Late' forms the word Shockalate, made to sounds like chocolate, which obviously is the colour of (most) shits.

Ben: Dude are there any toilets nearby?

Bob: No man, its like 15 minutes walk past the shops.

(couple minutes later)

Ben: Damnit I just had a shockalate!

by Sicko-Speirs January 14, 2009

Sockolate

The best youtube in the universe currently.

Sockolate is such an epic gamer!

by blibskibthehib March 22, 2021

shockolot

The reaction to the price you pay for a latte.French spelling; chocolat

When they told me the price of the latte, I experienced Shockolot.

by KinxD Lite March 9, 2009

Sockulate

Sticking your dick in a sock and masturbating while your partner is wearing it, preferably in a hole made in the sock. When you cum, you sockulate.

Had to sockulate last night, my girl enjoys my juice at her feet.

by H4XOR13 January 12, 2021