Shmoogle

A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.

Don’t go into the bathroom billy I just left a Shmoogle in there and the place is a mess.

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019

Schmoogly Schmoo

A word, meant to screw up cashiers that work at drive-thru windows in fast-food restaurants, that is supposed to represent a mysterious food item on a menu.

Customer: Can I have one large fry, a large coke, and a Schmoogly Schmoo?

Cashier: Sorry, a what?

Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.

Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?

Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.

Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*

*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*

by beebsington April 26, 2010

shmoogle

1.(v.) To attack someone while wielding a zucchini or squash, on the third monday of the month, if the attackee in question has blue hair or is in the marching band.

2.(n.) One who has been shmoogled.

3.(adj.) Suggests that the noun it is attached to is very shmoogle-able. This is a good thing.

1. Louanne: Don't make me shmoogle you!
Joe: Oh, please do.

2. Louanne: Joe, you're such a shmoogle.
Joe: Let's get it on.

3. Louanne: You are so very shmoogle, Joe.
Joe: Why thank you!

by Go make me a waffle, bitch January 6, 2004

shmoogy

A small, cuddly person, typically very loveable and nice-smelling. They are no larger than 5'4 and have very cute smiles. They serve as major support both emotional and physical making them even greater than puppies. Can also be used as an adjective(1) and superlative(2).

My girlfiend is my shmoogy.
You're so shmoogy.
You're the shmoogiest.

by Poog Ers December 9, 2006

shmoogle

1. to hookup or fool around
2. to look unattractive and disheveled or unhappy
3. a term of endearment
4. can be synonym of stuff

I totally want to shmoogle that guy" or "I feel totally shmoogley today in my sweats" or "Oh, shmoogle, don't worry, i love you" or "Yo girl, you got some shmoogle in your teeth

by shmooglegirl June 12, 2011

shmooglemuffin

an amazing breathtaking flawless understanding fabulous incredible astonishing intelligent female who effortlessly falls under the category of perfection that most people dont deserve to even be seen in public with.

"hey you know alyssa?"
"oh you mean shmooglemuffin?"

by oh hey baby July 21, 2009

shmooglyboogly

A rare form of a greeting to fellow peers and/or enemies. Mostly used on the Instant Messenging Programs such as AIM or AOL, MSN, Yahoo Messenger, etc. Most react to this salutation with a 'WTF', 'haha', or a 'Are you high, man?.' Others may use this word to "joke around" if you will but mostly finding themselves looking like total idiots.

Y2KizCUMMING: SHMOOGLYBOOGLY!!
BananaPants3369: Hey John, turn around.
Y2KizCUMMING: Okay... *turns around*
BananaPants3369 signed off at 3:17:46 AM.
Y2KizCUMMING: Dammit! That's the fifth time!

by SolicitationIsMyEvaluation January 9, 2006