shmookles

A way to catch yourself when about to say that dreaded s-word in front of children.

Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Shhhh-mookles I found another dent!"
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."

by dawordmaster August 6, 2014

shmeckle

a tiny dick see pinny

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see

by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009

Shockley

When a girl gives a guy, whom she is not dating, head in the woods.

Lexi:"Hey, I hung out with Brandon after school yesterday."
Breanna:"Cool. What'd you guys do?"
Lexi:"Well, I pulled a shockley, and after wiping the dirt off my knees with a napkin from my lunchbox, we went to Taco Bell."
Breanna:"That's sick, you're sick."

by Ridindirty1026 March 4, 2009

shmeckledecker

Condom <yiddish>
Comes from combination of shmeckle (penis) and decker (cover)

neva use a lamb-skin shmeckledecker

by Tim and Jace May 13, 2005

Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

shockled

a blend of the words shocked and baffled used in instances where one or the other simply wont satisfy the magnitude of the reaction.

At first, I was shocked but the more I thought of it, I became baffled as well. This information flat out shockled me.

by GrandmasterSchrute March 11, 2021

Shmackled

You got absolutely clapped in a video game.(have to say it with emphasis)

OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU GET THAT SHMACKLED IN (enter game name here)!!

by NotNickk October 11, 2021