shockley 

hideous, repulsive, repugnant, insane

She had hoped that her dinner date would be the man of her dreams, but when she saw him, she fled immediately; he was shockley.

shockley by Reknown February 11, 2014

Shockley 

When a girl gives a guy, whom she is not dating, head in the woods.

Lexi:"Hey, I hung out with Brandon after school yesterday."
Breanna:"Cool. What'd you guys do?"
Lexi:"Well, I pulled a shockley, and after wiping the dirt off my knees with a napkin from my lunchbox, we went to Taco Bell."
Breanna:"That's sick, you're sick."

Shockley by Ridindirty1026 March 4, 2009

Shockley 

The most extensive bloodline of strength,courage, and intelligence. Evolving from early white settlers, not taking shit from anybody, to white middleclass (sub)urban street thugs.

Person A: Did you see those Shockley boys at the club last night?
Person B: Yeah, they are a bunch of badass mother fuckers!

Shockley by shock G September 1, 2005

Shockley 

An intelligent, good-looking guy.

"I want to be a Shockley when I grow up!"

Shockley by Fella March 22, 2003

shockley 

the world's greatest thing to ever hit planet earth
descendent of God
Chuck Norris apprentice

That kid Michael reminds me just of Shockley.

shockley by CN And1 December 16, 2009

shockley lad 

n.refering to an inhabitant of virginia, extremly reclusive, he has an annoying sister, ussualy has somthing weird to say, no shame

did u see what shockley lad just did?

yes, but wat did u expect?

shockley lad by dr jamison December 22, 2007

shockley broccoli 

That one guy who is a little into vegetables, a little too much and ends up smelling like broccoli the next day.

“Hey, didn’t ya hear? I heard our pal Nick became a Shockley Broccoli the other day.”

“Duuuuude, no way.”

shockley broccoli by MonikaManXXX69XXX69 May 7, 2018