Shockley

When a girl gives a guy, whom she is not dating, head in the woods.

Lexi:"Hey, I hung out with Brandon after school yesterday."
Breanna:"Cool. What'd you guys do?"
Lexi:"Well, I pulled a shockley, and after wiping the dirt off my knees with a napkin from my lunchbox, we went to Taco Bell."
Breanna:"That's sick, you're sick."

by Ridindirty1026 March 04, 2009

Shockley

The most extensive bloodline of strength,courage, and intelligence. Evolving from early white settlers, not taking shit from anybody, to white middleclass (sub)urban street thugs.

Person A: Did you see those Shockley boys at the club last night?
Person B: Yeah, they are a bunch of badass mother fuckers!

by shock G September 01, 2005

Shockley

An intelligent, good-looking guy.

"I want to be a Shockley when I grow up!"

by Fella March 22, 2003

shockley

hideous, repulsive, repugnant, insane

She had hoped that her dinner date would be the man of her dreams, but when she saw him, she fled immediately; he was shockley.

by Reknown February 11, 2014

shockley lad

n.refering to an inhabitant of virginia, extremly reclusive, he has an annoying sister, ussualy has somthing weird to say, no shame

did u see what shockley lad just did?

yes, but wat did u expect?

by dr jamison December 22, 2007

shockley

the world's greatest thing to ever hit planet earth
descendent of God
Chuck Norris apprentice

That kid Michael reminds me just of Shockley.

by CN And1 December 16, 2009

shockley broccoli

That one guy who is a little into vegetables, a little too much and ends up smelling like broccoli the next day.

“Hey, didn’t ya hear? I heard our pal Nick became a Shockley Broccoli the other day.”

“Duuuuude, no way.”

by MonikaManXXX69XXX69 May 07, 2018