shmeef

A fat black woman's Peice of Shit.

by SlasheR September 26, 2003

shmeef

When you or someone else drinks a lot of orange juice

Man, I got so shmeefed last night!

by UpYoPieHole November 8, 2018

shmeef

Means the same thing as "sweet" or cool. It indicates a positive response.

"The new Resident Evil just came out"
"Shmeef!"

by Songbird21 June 18, 2014

Shmeef

Anal breathing.
Sucking air through the butthole and then farting it out.

Ethan likes to shmeef to ease anxiety.

by CrayCrayJ January 11, 2022

Sheefa

The most beautiful, kind, and spazzy girl you will ever meet. She may not be tall, but she has the courage and strength of a lion.

That girl is such a Sheefa, I wish I could date her.

by TheDarkKnight123424 January 12, 2013

Shmee Shmee

A Unicorn of a woman; only one exists in this world. If you find one, marry her and treat her like the goddess she is. As She radiates love and affection beyond the combination of every woman in the world combined.

Wow, that girl is such a shmee shmee, I have to ask her for her number otherwise I will regret it forever!

by Hmmmmmmmmmmm;) January 15, 2021

Shmeeloh

What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

See also:
shmeelah

Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

by Desired handle was taken June 23, 2016