Shmeat

To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.

Danny has a serious case of shmeat.

by Rheptar. June 6, 2009

shmeat gang task force

A group of friends who share brotherly love and all have small penises

Yo, the Shmeat Gang Task Force is about to run a train on her.

by Frylockmeow May 28, 2018

ShmeatMir

someone with a rather lengthy schlong.

Shmeatmir gets all the ladies!

by LeShmeatmir December 11, 2022

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

shmeat

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

by drizzyaf April 26, 2015

Shmeathead

A person who is stupid and is always saying dumb shit

This shmeathead said drake is better than Gunna

by The real point guard October 16, 2018

Shmeat

1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis

2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.

I saw Christian getting into some compression pants in gym today. He got some Shmeat!!!

by Bustin' balls April 19, 2016