hadda shmeal

the purest and most rawest form of bullshit.

Maddie: Remember that day I had an eye infection and I kept squinting with my right eye? Well, he thought I winked at him and because of that, he considered us a couple and when I politely turned down his offer to go get some coffee with him and his mother, he told everyone I was a racist lesbian.
Kyrstin: That is straight hadda shmeal.

by thetinwomen February 17, 2011

Shmeal

A large ass meal for one person and/or a menu item that has anything added to the original ingredients by request of the costumer.

My boi Bubble Bass out here ordering a fuckin’ shmeal like holy shit!

by Fuznud November 16, 2020

Shmeal

a compliment to others that combine the words ‘sexy’ and ‘meal’

My crush was looking like a whole shmeal.

by Goodbhaddie🤤 January 18, 2019