Shlum

1. /noun/
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly

unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.

2. /verb/

Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."

3. /adj/
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."

What a shlum!

He'll never be able to figure it out, he's a shlum!

Don't shlum it all up for everyone!

He's a shlum of a man!

by Drewrdyh November 21, 2020

Shlum Plum

A girl who seems very shy but actually is very active and is 80% time a hooker.

Joe: You know Garfield?
Pine: Yeah?
Joe: I think hes a Shlum Plum.
Pine: Woah, Really?

by pinedog June 26, 2018

Shlum jum

Referring to marijuana (aka pot) dab, it is oil which is lumpy and out of place. Some might even say it doesn't make sense why it ever took the form it did, but then again isn't dabbing an art?

Look at that shlum jum on the end of that braided dab.

by Shlumjum September 5, 2018

Shlime

Someone you know you mess with day and and day out. You’re ride or die

that one over there, they my shlime

by shlump April 14, 2019

Shlumped

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

shlemo

Dead moldy body; fetid human corpse.

While searching the abandoned home, the police investigators came across a shlemo stuffed in a box in the closet.

by Denise Robertson January 15, 2008

Schlumpadumpf

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019