2 definitions by Drewrdyh
1. Noun
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly
unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.
2. Verb
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."
3. Adj
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly
unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.
2. Verb
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."
3. Adj
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."
1. Don't be such a shlum!
2. Don't be a fool and shlum up the party for everyone.
3. That is the shlummiest thing I've ever seen!
2. Don't be a fool and shlum up the party for everyone.
3. That is the shlummiest thing I've ever seen!
by Drewrdyh November 26, 2020
1. /noun/
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly
unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.
2. /verb/
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."
3. /adj/
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly
unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.
2. /verb/
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."
3. /adj/
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."
What a shlum!
He'll never be able to figure it out, he's a shlum!
Don't shlum it all up for everyone!
He's a shlum of a man!
He'll never be able to figure it out, he's a shlum!
Don't shlum it all up for everyone!
He's a shlum of a man!
by Drewrdyh November 22, 2020