To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating
Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.
by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009
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by james___ March 20, 2008
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by Juan2345 June 12, 2009
Get the Shitterdamns mug.(noun) the awkward dance you do in front of the toilet in a public restroom because you’re trying to set up TP on the toilet seat but it keeps autoflushing and sucking everything in, so you try to set up as quickly as possible while maintaining your presence in front of the sensor
Max: You know when a public restroom has a toilet with an autoflush sensor and you're trying to set up a toilet paper buffer on the seat before you sit down and it keeps autoflushing and sucking all your paper into the toilet before you finish setting up, so you do that awkward move where you're trying to keep your body in front of the sensor while moving as fast as possible to get set up before the autoflush buzzer? I fucking hate that. I wish there was a word for that stupid little dance instead of having to explain the whole thing every time.
Tim: Oh, you mean the shitterbug.
Max: Damn, did you just make that up on the spot?!
Tim: Yeah.
Max: You’re a pun god.
Tim: Oh, you mean the shitterbug.
Max: Damn, did you just make that up on the spot?!
Tim: Yeah.
Max: You’re a pun god.
by Maxwell Dope January 13, 2014
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Person 1: Hey, could you pass me the sports section of that newspaper?
Person 2: Did you forget to bring any shittertainment with you?
Person 2: Did you forget to bring any shittertainment with you?
by Hamsterrrrr October 20, 2008
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"Why do people think that shittering isn't a crime? It should be. Every morning I wake up and someone's dog has crapped right in my front yard."
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"
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