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shitscapade

An event, sacred in most bromances, in which 2 to 4 bros enter a public bathroom and take a consecutive shit
Mike finishes eating: I have to shit

Anthony: So do I

Mike: Shitscapade?

Anthony: You read my mind.
by InfamousBellO May 25, 2010
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shitscaping

Shitscaping or shitscapped. Describes a poorly executed landscaping job, such as poor lawn cutting, poor brick laying, poor mulch spreading, etc. The act of shitscaping is commonly done among landscaping companies that do not have the proper amount of personal, equipment, or knowledge to carry out a given job.
Since the employee franked up the lawn mower, by flipping the lawnmower when trying to cut grass on a steep hill, the grass was shitscapped because it was tore up by the tires and many areas were left uncut.

The landscaping company bid very low on a given job, which bidding low typically correlates in doing a very poor landscaping job, hence shitscaping.
by bigjholdem November 27, 2011
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Shipshape

Richard is my face hurts, is there something on it?

Nope! Shipshape!
by Mooseyz December 22, 2008
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shitshank

A shitshank is a result of anal sex where the person giving anal has his penis clogged with shit resulting in an inability to urinate or ejaculate.
Man, I couldn't piss after fuckin' that chick in the butt 'cause I had a damn shitshank!
by Justin Budweiser March 27, 2007
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shitsnake

A person who is a total lame ass, An idiot who cannot do anything right.

Mainly used in the English speaking Caribbean
e.g. "Watch billy totally screw this up, he's such a shitsnake"

"You're a shitsnake, you can't possibly do this"
by lenzomaru December 6, 2011
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Shitsper

When a colleague in the office tries to whisper some gossip but the whole office ends up hearing because they talk so loud

When someone is chatting shit and they think they are whispering it, but actually the whole office has overheard
John was Shitspering to me but someone the other side of the office heard him as he was so loud.
by Geisha83 January 23, 2020
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shitshoveler

We send her to all the staff meetings because she is our department’s star shitshoveler!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020
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