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scared shitless

it's when you scare someone to such an extent, you scare the shit out of them, at times causing them to excrement all over the vicinity
last time i was scared shitless, it took me 20 minutes to clean up the mess.
by otto dealer March 6, 2008
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bored shitless

Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.
Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.
by credmond12 August 3, 2012
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shitness

I dropped my ipod. Shitness!
by Odetta April 22, 2006
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aint-shitness

a common characteristic of an individual (most commonly a guy) whose main actions are not worth the feces that comes out of their bottoms.
"I will not succumb to my exes aint-shitness just because he buys me flowers."

"Every guy I seem to like always disappoints me with their aint-shitness."
by nettaschoe February 17, 2009
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Shitmeister

Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.
Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister?
by casdebom April 30, 2010
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bored shitless

A way of describing your boredom, bored shitless implies that you are REALLY REALLY bored, and have probably been for some time to have started to say "bored shitless".
I'm bored shitless so I'm correcting this words deffinition.
by TrisBored January 6, 2008
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Scared Shitless

Being seriously scared almost to the point of shitting yourself!!!
I was scared shitless during The Shining!!!
by Yumpotjie August 10, 2018
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