shitped

A crappy, 2-stroke moped. Commonly found in Europe, struggling to climb a steep hill outside your flat at 4am.

h4x0r1: Hey d00d, did you hear that shitped last night?

h4x0r2: Yeah d00d, fuckin' shitped woke me up.

by Scout 740 Baker March 31, 2005

shitwipe

A variation of the term "asswipe" In which you are referring to someone as:
1. A complete asshole
2. A material used to wipe excretion from the anus. see asswipe, shitsleeve, ass-garb ect.

Yesterday this total shitwipe punched me in the face for no reason.

by Thomas Cripe September 19, 2005

shitpeddlar

One who sells shoddy goods or substandard services.

Don't buy your fruit and veg from that old shitpeddlar who drives around with the blue van. Everything is rotten soon after you buy it!

Often used to smear competition by Greengrocers of good repute. Used frequently in the Penzance area.

"Arrggghhh!!! Bloddy Shit Peddlars!"

by Richard Baker May 2, 2006

Shitsper

When a colleague in the office tries to whisper some gossip but the whole office ends up hearing because they talk so loud

When someone is chatting shit and they think they are whispering it, but actually the whole office has overheard

John was Shitspering to me but someone the other side of the office heard him as he was so loud.

by Geisha83 January 23, 2020

Sling it up ‘er shitpipe

Generally men talking about a double bagger as she passes and whether they would defile her anally.

Jim; “Na I wouldn’t touch that with yours!”

Lee; “Few pints I’d sling it up ‘er shitpipe”

by Jim That’s Him June 22, 2018

Dr. ShitPenisBallsFuck

A very messed up individual.

He's a Dr. ShitPenisBallsFuck.

by ebghjebb October 2, 2016

shitpedo

When you launch a shit into the toilet at high speeds.

Shitpedo's will generally cause mass destruction and shitnami's

"I had a shitpedo earlier, I had to call the plumber."

by Kaylyn~ July 24, 2009