Shitarded

So drunk your shit-faced and retarded

damn did u see that whore lizette at the party? She can't handle her licquor at all she puked all over, she was so shitarded!

by Sexy Beyotch December 27, 2004

shitard

some tard who enjoys eating shit or shit related products.

1. Mark is so brokeback he actually is the biggest shitard ever

by matt beliveau April 26, 2006

shitarded

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

by tobym April 30, 2005

shitaristical

Something so shitty it's almost good. Almost. (See also: shitarific)

Wow, that book was shitaristical!

by Kwizbit December 14, 2009

shityards

Holy shityards

Holy shityards that’s a nice cock- Dylan

by Brogan714 June 28, 2020

shitarded

typically, as drunk as one may possibly become.

an adjective used to descride a person that has just left Long Island's Boardy Barn and is probably soaked with beer.

Sally and Johnny were so shitarded that night, one would have thought they just left the Boardy Barn!

by ken81086 May 21, 2009

Shitarsedcant

An individual, who doesn't wipe properly after bodily functions.

That kevin Fenn is nothing but a shitarsedcant

by Tailmocker October 8, 2003