When you desperately have to take a shit, but despite squeezing your butt cheeks together as tight as possible, you just don't make it to the bathroom in time.
I had to crap so bad on my way home from work, I ran into a gas station, but ended up having a shitcident before I could even get my fucking pants down. How embarrassing!
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Get the shitacious mug.People were waiting in a long line to use the restroom and I realized I had a shitaccident because I didn't remember flushing the toilet.
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Get the shitaccident mug.Not neccesarily to shit one's self, a Shitcident is when you nearly make the toilet but you fling some shit from your ass as you sit and later have to clean it up.
I had someone waiting on me in the lobby but I had a shitcident when I got to the room and I had to make them wait an extra 5.
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Get the Shitcident mug.Adjective: characterized by being subjected to a hellacious sequence of unexpected, stressful, unfortunate events leaving a person feeling as they were shitted on.
When she got home from work, Jane Doe went straight to the fridge and poured herself a glass of vino, sat down on her couch, and exhaled with exasperation after having such a shitacious day of dealing with incompetent, complaining coworkers and needy clients.
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Get the shitacious mug.a shitcident is basically a shitty incident that happened either a while ago or just a few days ago. it could be something that stresses you out, annoys you, or you just don't want to talk about.
1: hey remember last week when you got ur dick stuck in a toaster
2: dude that was a total shitcident i don't wanna talk about that
1: woah okay ill chill
2: dude that was a total shitcident i don't wanna talk about that
1: woah okay ill chill
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