Two towns somewhere in Massachusetts that has mostly rich, liberal, white families. it could basically the same town considering they both have a population under 8,000 and share the same middle and high school. Which happen to be the best public school in the state.
Up until the age of 10 kids are left with foreign nannies while their parents get drunk and make out at the country club. Most of the boys figure out they’re gay in middle school but just play lax to make it seem like they’re not. While the girls develop a shared love for white sneakers, vineyard vines, soul cycle, and pur vida. And by high school every kid has been consumed by too much hw and drugs to make it through. And some way 99.8% of them go to college, at least half Ivy League.
Up until the age of 10 kids are left with foreign nannies while their parents get drunk and make out at the country club. Most of the boys figure out they’re gay in middle school but just play lax to make it seem like they’re not. While the girls develop a shared love for white sneakers, vineyard vines, soul cycle, and pur vida. And by high school every kid has been consumed by too much hw and drugs to make it through. And some way 99.8% of them go to college, at least half Ivy League.
Guy: just won my Dover-Sherborn lax game bro wanna go chill at the clubhouse?
Guy: sure man but I gotta finish with my collage tutor first though
Guy: sure man but I gotta finish with my collage tutor first though
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From a Penn & Teller show, a quote from Michael Shermer: "Smart people are very good at rationalising things they came to believe for unsmart reasons."
You might think Creationism boasts a few fine minds, but just remember Shermer's First Law of Intelligence.
by Fearman December 28, 2007
Get the Shermer's First Law of Intelligence mug.Likes toes that's it there is nothing else to this man that is all he talks about evry single fibre of his being his sucking of big fat juicy toes so I can drink some of that delicous to juice.
by FuckItGeckoTime December 23, 2019
Get the Alfie Sherborne mug.Any person pathologically obsessed with their own ridiculous and worthless ideological judgments of language conventions which pertain (even only historically or figuratively) to sex or gender who makes a public nuisance of themselves by injecting their bullshit (as defined by H. Frankfurt) into even the most friendly and harmless conversation where they see a 'hot-button' word that sends them off into a tangential rant to "raise awareness" of their "deep" and "significant" revelations of our vocabulary and its supposedly important implications.
Symptoms include: an abnormally enlarged interest in vain masturbatory academics (such as "gender studies"); an inflamed sense of self-righteousness; irritating intellectually-vacuous outcries; a severely diminished capacity to defend opinions by reason; and disruption of normal social interactions prompted by the obsession.
Word origins: a counterstroke to the pseudo-intellectual nuisance feminists and their coinage "herstory" (a play on the word 'history', which they hysterically misjudged as androcentric): 'hemorrhoids' are a literal pain in the ass; a 'shemorrhoid' is one of the aforementioned obnoxious self-important people who is a figurative pain-in-the-ass (even in the eyes of the quasi-sensible feminists who resemble mature adults in their ability to offer arguments, coolly opening a discussion, instead of only interjecting to complain and make unreasonable demands).
Symptoms include: an abnormally enlarged interest in vain masturbatory academics (such as "gender studies"); an inflamed sense of self-righteousness; irritating intellectually-vacuous outcries; a severely diminished capacity to defend opinions by reason; and disruption of normal social interactions prompted by the obsession.
Word origins: a counterstroke to the pseudo-intellectual nuisance feminists and their coinage "herstory" (a play on the word 'history', which they hysterically misjudged as androcentric): 'hemorrhoids' are a literal pain in the ass; a 'shemorrhoid' is one of the aforementioned obnoxious self-important people who is a figurative pain-in-the-ass (even in the eyes of the quasi-sensible feminists who resemble mature adults in their ability to offer arguments, coolly opening a discussion, instead of only interjecting to complain and make unreasonable demands).
person Z: having a good day?
person Y: meh. this weather is a bitch, and my boss was being a real cunt, today. You?
person X: OMG did you just say 'cunt'?
person Y: why?
person X: that's a vile word. I find it offensive. it's derisive of women and blah blah blah...
person Y: what're you on about? If I had, instead, said he was being a dickhead, I don't think anyone would complain that all penised people (of whatever gender identity) are being insulted.
person Z: lol, best to just ignore the shemorrhoid, person Y, they're only going to whine and protest for you to change your behavior, and they'll only become more rancorous if you don't bow to their self-imagined authority.
person Y: meh. this weather is a bitch, and my boss was being a real cunt, today. You?
person X: OMG did you just say 'cunt'?
person Y: why?
person X: that's a vile word. I find it offensive. it's derisive of women and blah blah blah...
person Y: what're you on about? If I had, instead, said he was being a dickhead, I don't think anyone would complain that all penised people (of whatever gender identity) are being insulted.
person Z: lol, best to just ignore the shemorrhoid, person Y, they're only going to whine and protest for you to change your behavior, and they'll only become more rancorous if you don't bow to their self-imagined authority.
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"Dude, that smokin' hottie over there in the BoSox sweatshirt is a total Shermrock. Look at that bodacious bod."
"That chick Kathryn has a Shermrockin' ass."
"That Shermrock over there is a 20. I am going to try some funnylingus on her."
"That chick Kathryn has a Shermrockin' ass."
"That Shermrock over there is a 20. I am going to try some funnylingus on her."
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