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Duvet Sequestration

Similar to Geo Sequestration - the process where carbon dioxide from industry is pumped underground to avoid noxious greenhouse gases from hitting the atmosphere.

Duvet Sequestration applies this to lying in bed with your partner after a big night on the chilli, beans and beer - and parking a few cheeky ones under the duvet.

As with Geo Sequestration, it is essential that the seal is not broken, as noxious gases will escape.
Guy: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !!! (terrible, threatening fart that can only end in tears)

Her: OMG that is gonna stink so bad. How can you do that to me? How can you even do that after spending 2hrs in the toilet?! I want a divorce!

Guy: Relax baby - I used Duvet Sequestration. No noxious gases can escape. We're safe. It's all good. Look - there's Bambi over there..,

Her: oh cute - wait where? I can't see her (rustles in bed)

Guy: OMG don't move, you're breaking the seal!!!
by penske_file May 28, 2014
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Sequestion

More of a suggestion than a question.
I have a sequestion: why don't you just eat a dick?

I have another sequestion: Wouldn't it be easier to not be in our club?
by Jessicaptain December 17, 2008
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sequestrian

Like an equestrian, a person who rides alone on the occasional time they are out of their house due to the 10 ft rule during the Covid-19 days. Only difference to an equestrian is a sequestrian doesn't need a horse.
Finally escaping the confines of my house, I went to the park for some fresh air with fellow sequestrians, all of us keeping our unspoken 10 ft lanes.
by BratUs March 23, 2020
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sequester

When you jizz in a girl's belly button, or on/in another part of their body.

Alternatively defined as cumming anywhere else than naturally intended.
Patrick
"I sequestered all over her face."

Dallas
"Fuckin shit, I knew you weren't the daddy."
by calipark October 29, 2011
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sequestration

Another Right Winged attempt to drive fear in the stock market after The Fiscal Cliff Fear failed.
After 2 months of uninterrupted stock market bliss, The Lawful Evil Right Wingers are going to do their best to strike fear in the American People by getting on TV and pushing The Sequestration.
by That R0nald! February 18, 2013
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Carboner Sequestration

The hiding of a boner whilst in a car.
Ex: "A summit was held in the van today to discuss the carboner sequestration of the summit in his pants"
by My Penis Writes Novels n Dutch November 29, 2010
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Shaquestia

"Man shes a Shaquestia for shure!
by Tiffany the looser June 20, 2011
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