shelf

If a certain lady has a big rack, she needs a shelf to keep them up.

"Did you see that shelf?"

by Shred October 7, 2004

shelf

To insult a person by arriving at their home and taking a dump on thier bathroom shelf.

Goo goo ga ga

by Gooche May 11, 2004

shelf

The small of a woman's back. Short for cum-shelf, because it's where a guy will often bust a nut when he's doing it doggie style in a porn flick, usually poolside.

Closely related shelf-art

Dude I busted a nut on her shelf!

by CB January 12, 2005

shelf

The small of a woman's back. Short for cum-shelf, because it's where a guy will often bust a nut when he's doing it doggie style in a porn flick, usually poolside.

Closely related shelf art

Dude I busted a nut on her shelf! Right on top of her shelf art.

by CB January 18, 2005

Shelf

Lame.

Square.
Busted.

Tired.

Dude is so shelf with those corny jokes.
She is so shelf! No cap!

by CHOPPAMAMA December 3, 2020

Shelf

Lame or old fashioned. Not cool, popular or trending.

“Those shoes are shelf, no one is wearing them anymore.”
“You’re so shelf. Why would you say that?”

by Da Dubs December 3, 2020

Shelf

Lame

That’s so shelf!

by Bellesfolly December 3, 2020