Muffin Slasher

Term used to describe a categorical serial killer of sexual intercourse. This guy will sleep with anything. He'll take it wherever and whenever he can get it. His psychological profile is limited to the simple question: do they have a vagina? He has no regard for his own sexual health, nor that of others. He dirties his glans in the pool of communal poon without a second thought. Has no standards.

Friend J: "Holy shit, I've heard Friend A took home another rotter last night."

Friend N: "He has no standards. I've heard he slept with Friends F and M too!"

Friend J: "That guy's a muffin slasher."

by Wrong Button October 1, 2014

Pumpkin Smasher

A person who is sexually attracted to redheads.

Have you noticed all his girlfriends have had red hair? He's a total pumpkin smasher.

by irishkiwi June 4, 2018

Shaher

There aren't many shaher's around but if youve managed to find one, hold on tight and never let go. If you are looking for a man that makes all other men look feeble and unimportant, look no further. A body to die for, their sex appeal tends to be outrageous and be prepared to have multiple panties to change into if you're going on a first date with a shaher. One of the biggest features they present with, literally, would be their massive eggplant. No but seriously... and were not talking about the vegetable garden they have in the backyard because of their intellectual and down to earth stature. Most important of all, the love that they tend to carry is of the most compassionate and deeply rooted that any man can possess. They will do anything for their women and will love and protect them from any harm they may face. Shaher's prefer classy women in the streets, and in the sheets? Well lets just say things can get wild. If you are lucky enough to find a shaher, hold his hand and never look back.

"OMG is that shaher? Like shit is he gonna marry me or what?"

by Sexiestmanaliveever January 19, 2018

Shaherezada

An extremely short girl who thinks she has 20/20 vision but really doesn’t. She mistakes dolphins for seals. She is precious and must be protected at all costs. Once you meet a Shaherezada, you can’t take your eyes off of her.

Guy 1: Brojon do you see that girl?
Guy 2: Nah where is she?
Guy 1: Oh my bad. Here’s a microscope. Do see her now?
Guy 2: That’s a Shaherezada! what a khoshgele!

by Dr. Aliriri May 1, 2020

Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼

Crab Smasher:

A shot created by three bartenders in the Hideout bar in Bath U.K. Callum Rixson, Ross Mullins and Josh Linfitt (Scapegrace Gin Brand Ambassador)

Containing:
10ml Green Chartreuse
10ml Ardbeg 10yr
10ml Scapegrace Gin
2 Dash peychaud bitters

Try one for yourself #🦀🤛🏼

"Ere Dave want a Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼!"

Or

" My Ed's banging ad far too many of they Crab Smashers last night"

Or

"CRRAAAAAAB SMAAASHERRRR!"

by Gb_Bartender June 26, 2017

Smasherteer

A smasherteer is someone who has all the qualities needed to smash it in, such as the ability to talk absolute shite all night long, to drink anything that is put in front of them, being absolutely ruthless with the opposite sex and convincing them everything you say is true.

Fuck, you drank 4 hot Dostavs, 6 Avi's lovers and 9 Smash it ins last night, awesome smasherteering!

I convinced this chick I was in AV Da Jiu Bao!

I think those chicks got a little freaked out when we started talking about having sex with a clone of yourself.

by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009

the hash slinging slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

I was at home alone when, out of nowhere, the Hash Slinging Slasher murdered me.

by The Hash Slinging Slasher May 20, 2016