The most dominant center ever to play the game of basketball. A rapper, actor, intellectual, entertainer, or all around jack of all trades aka the fucking man. So big deal hes not good free throws, you wouldnt be either if you had hands that were two ft. But I guess thats the price you pay for having a huge penis.
by jabobchappy June 29, 2005
Get the shaqmug. by kobe May 21, 2003
Get the shaqmug. the fattest man living on earth who cant seem to understand that he's an old fart and sucks at basketball....and not to mention he got fucking swept in the first round of the playoffs
"yo mommas so fat, i thought she was shaq"
interviewer-"shaq, you went 5 for 827 at the line today, how do u feel"
shaq-"ummmm duyyyy drrrrr ehhhh ummmmm drrrr" (after hours of this shit, he mumbles some crap no one can understand and then tries to carry his fat ass into the locker room)
interviewer-"shaq, you went 5 for 827 at the line today, how do u feel"
shaq-"ummmm duyyyy drrrrr ehhhh ummmmm drrrr" (after hours of this shit, he mumbles some crap no one can understand and then tries to carry his fat ass into the locker room)
by gggg84764654 May 19, 2007
Get the shaqmug. by Mr. Dwayne November 4, 2004
Get the shaqmug. SHAQ daddy iz reppn MI?
by CHINA AKA DA FUTURE July 16, 2004
Get the shaqmug. A basketball player in the NBA who relies on his fat breasts and stomach to plow his way to the basket to score points. An unskilled brute of a man, who has sub-human intelligence, and in nearly 20 years of being in the public eye, has yet to string 5 words together in a sentence properly. He is known off the court for making juvenile films that are directed at children but appeal to no one, and rapping incoherently over wack beats. Also known as being the worst free throw shooter in the history of the NBA. He refers to himself as MDE-most dominant ever, despite being carried throughout his career by Penny Hardaway, Kobe Bryant, and Dwayne Wade.
"Shaq hungry, Shaq need Nestle Crunch. Shaq just big kid. I still pee pants and scare of dark."
Do you want me to shoot it, do you want me to pass it, do you want me to slam???
Do you want me to shoot it, do you want me to pass it, do you want me to slam???
by Jerrold December 31, 2007
Get the shaqmug.