The first and last shammy you'll ever need. Trust me, This thing does miracles. Works in the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, and even your new boat.
Don't trust leading imitators!
Don't trust leading imitators!
by Kreg Keagy July 23, 2008
When your girlfriend thinks she is being cute by biting down on one of your body parts and you shout "Sham Wow Bitch!" while punching her in the face until she lets go.
by Wish I was in Florida July 01, 2009
To go SHAM WOW on someone is like saying you are going to open a can of whoop ass or postal on them.
by DJ Architect April 09, 2009
A mega fail relating to Vince, the sham wow guy, who got arrested for beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue.
by MeKr March 28, 2009
When something so amazingly awesome leaves you awe-struck and the words "wow, sweet, badass, wicked, etc." just can't describe it. Don't forget your favorite headset microphone, then squint and prepare your best new york accent.
Did you just see that guy give a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance, it sham wows me every time!
by iWeasel410 January 30, 2009
The Act of slapping someone in the face with a handful of seamen. This is often done in retaliation by women who have been gizzed on witout warning by their partners.
Jen's handjob was so good I busted all over her tits. She got mad, whiped it up with her hand, and sham-wowed me right across the face.
by HollaGiiirl March 28, 2009
by Sanf783 November 23, 2013