Sexophone 

A really sexy saxophone.

Me: OMG THERE IT IS. -walks over-

Katttiiieee... Can I see it ^_^...

Katie: See what?

Me: The SEXOPHONE of course.

Katie: Ahh... Ok ;D

-takes out red + gold saxophone-

Me: *jizzes*

Sexophone by Ruiichan. November 23, 2010

Seniorphan 

An elderly person abandoned by family and friends, dead and alive.

"I hear tell that 'seniorphan' lived down the hall died all by hisself last week; ain't noone come by to collect his stuff, not even his social security check in the mail.

Seniorphan by nobardi April 11, 2021

play the sexophone 

To engage in cunnilingus; the "sexophone" is the entire vulva, including the Fallopian tubes. When drawn as a diagram, the vulva could have a vaguely saxophonelike shape.

Last night Jennifer sucked my cock and I'd play the sexophone until we both gazzed.

play the sexophone by pentozali November 29, 2010

sexophone 

an otherwise unattractive mate who wins your lust through particular vocal, musical, or otherwise aural talents

"Michael isn't that hot. I don't know why girls are so attracted to him."
"Yeah, but have you heard him play the piano? He is such a sexophone."

sexophone by Ümlautz December 15, 2009

sexophone 

the sound that one makes while performing sex.

Her sexophone is eerie.

sexophone by uttam maharjan March 12, 2012

sexorian 

Sexorian could mean "Term stating one who sexors people often. Most likely is a sexor master."

Damn!! that pimp is a sexorian

sexorian by Kyle October 26, 2003

selophant 

literally; a model pachiderm constructed from selotape. this term can be used to describe any selotape related monstrosity.

i made a right selophant of mum's christmas present.

selophant by Jack Davidson January 5, 2008