sexless marriage

1. A marriage that has no sex or infrequent sex between partners.

Brutus was nailing his secretary on the side since he has a sexless marriage at home.

by horde52 March 6, 2010

Senlet

Senlet is a majestic troll found in the woods of Cranbrook, British Columbia, Canada, kind of like big foot, very hairy as well. They are so fat, which makes them easy to spot, they feed off people masturbating off bridges and beg to get there big hairy man boobs rubbed while they beg for your shit to eat.

Guy: Omg look its a Senlet!!
Senlet: RAWRAHRWAR BRAHRARA MUST EAT CUM AND SHIT.
Guy: Halp!!!!!!!!!!
Senlet: RAWRABWRBWARARHA
Guy: OMFG its molesting me OH GOD ITS GOT MOLES ALL OVER ITS FACE!!
Senlet: BLRAHRAHGAHA MUST EAT YOUR CUM AND SHIT WHILE YOU RUB MY HAIRY MAN BOOBS!@@!#

by Dat_Fuze March 27, 2011

Seletti

To be selected. Chosen.

You have been Seletti.

by OlaAlfares July 21, 2020

Sexlebrity

To become a celebrity like status through the leaking of a nude selfie or sextape.

@Kim Kardashian was relatively unknown before her sex tape with singer-actor @Ray J which made her an overnight sexlebrity

by xxxlebrity.com October 9, 2020

sexiety

Noun.
/sEXˈzī-itē/

A feeling of worry, nervousness, or unease about having sex with someone.

Typical among virgins.

Dude 1: "I'm finally gonna lose my V Card with Jessica tonight. What if I mess up and stick it in the wrong hole?"

Dude 2: "Just be calm. Everyone has sexiety the first time around"

by UwiKid September 5, 2012

the sexless innkeeper

When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.

"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"

by thedefiningmastercraftsman98 September 8, 2015

sexret

A sexy secret.

Hey billy, i was with this girl Ola last night and we did some pretty crazy stuff. Ill tell you about it, but you have to promise to keep it a sexret because this shit is crazy.

by Richard LaVoice March 8, 2011