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Suppository of Wisdom

Someone in a Government department or health department, or any other position of supposed "authority" that just repeats the official line on things. Often their employment contract will state that they can only express views in line with the corporate policy. Just like members of health departments who have to state that drinking fluoride is good for you.

This term is originally attributed to Australian politician Tony Abbott who said (abridged)

"Nobody, however well educated, is the suppository of all wisdom"

Maybe he meant to use the word "repository", but we will never know for sure.
Example:
(Person 1) Felicity Dumble from the New Zealand health department says that drinking fluoride in the water is good for your teeth, and it doesn't contribute to cancer, arthritis, or any other problem over the long term.

(Person 2) Yeah, sounds like she's a suppository of wisdom.
by Jim90 August 21, 2013
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Suppository essay

An essay that becomes a pain in the ass to write. Kind of like an expository essay but harder.
Mom: Do you have an essay to do for school?
Me: Yes mom, it is a suppository essay, kind of like an expository essay, but a pain in the ass.
by jman101 September 9, 2013
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The Dream Repository

The form of parable chosen by Milton for the epic poem is the dream. This would intensify the likelihood even more, that contemporary opposition would read it as simply an artistic use of fantasy and not tend to give it much thought as anything serious.

More importantly, though, the form of the poem is also the resource. Milton states very plainly and directly in Paradise Lost, Book IX, that he has a specific muse, or mediumistic resource, a spiritual being who communicated to him while he slept. So it was also in dream, that he was given the information from which to also create a dream story line, complete with "fantasy" and, therefore, an acceptable "reality" for Church authorities. In other words, who would take seriously the concept of "an angel dictating personally in a dream?" After all, "Only the Bible, the word of God outlines clearly who God speaks to, nothing more, nothing less could be true." (Wouldn't this make a great film today—the concept of an angel dictating God's law, where people find that, indeed, there is more than what the world thought of God and Nature…. Oh, that film has already been done a number of times.)
20. "If answerable style I can obta
21. Of my Celestial Patroness, who deigns
22. Her nightly visitation unimplor'd,
23. And dictates to me slumbering; or inspires
24. Easy my unpremeditated verse:
25. Since first this subject for heroick song
26. Pleas'd me long choosing, and beginning late;...
39. The skill of artifice or office mean,
40. Not that which justly gives heroick name
41. To person, or to poem. Me, of these
42. Nor skill'd nor studious, higher argument
43. Remains; sufficient of itself to raise
44. That name, unless an age too late, or cold
45. Climate, or years, damp my intended wing
46. Depress'd; and much they may, if all be mine,
47. Not hers, who brings it nightly to my ear."

—Book IX The Dream Repository idea:

Scholars and students still debate whether the poem was simply jotted down with little or no editing or original design. This author would suggest that the epic in the final cut was arrived at with a combination of both, only over a longer duration of time than one or two "dreams." However the resource is just the same as for many magical inventions and ideas that have been arrived at in dream and "daydreams," and have been well documented throughout history.
by Hellom!h0n3yEt!m3 January 11, 2010
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chilean Suppository

The rescue pod used to retrieve the 33 miners in Chile; that resembles a giant suppository.
If I was trapped in a mine, I don't think I could be rescued with the chilean Suppository, I'm too fat.
by superkustom October 15, 2010
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Script Suppository

Generally used by high-level programmers, particularly SAV and DHCP specialists; a place where scripts and code are stored for later use. Can contain injectable code of any type, sometimes used for penetration testing on enterprise systems.
I reached deep into my script suppository and extracted a nugget of VB perfection.
by Kommodore March 20, 2009
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cum depository

a place where you can deposit cum, usually a vagina, or somewhere else. use your imagination.
i just got back from using the cum depository!
by ahaha :D January 20, 2009
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repository

The girls bathroom is not a respository for dirty socks. thanks, facilities
by Reject of the Earth August 31, 2005
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