sexlickdick

A common way for dislexic people to mis-spell, or mis-speak "dislexic".

DISLEXIC CHICK: "I'm sexlickdick".

YOU: (Pull down your pants)

DISLEXIC CHICK: "AAAHHH!!!(Calls 911)

YOU: (pull your pants up)

DON'T WORRY, SHE EITHER MISDIALED, OR GAVE THEM THE WRONG ADDRESS.

by Sex Ed December 10, 2006

Splicket

The small or large cut when one snips his or her genetalia when trimming the crotch.

Oh shit doo, I got splicket yo!

by Captain Baph January 19, 2008

sepdick

It is a combination of the words septic and dick. It means to have shit on your dick. Possibly from butt-sex with a female and/or male. Or if someone has a fetish to get shit on their penis area.

In order to not get this girl pregnant, i fucked her in the ass. Now i have a sepdick.

by DarkSideG October 23, 2011

Splick

The sound that something disgusting and slimy makes when it is tossed into your compost bin.

When I threw the rotten pumpkin into the compost it went "splick!"

by Juniper76 May 15, 2016

splicked

The act of spit, slap, choked, kicked someone!

I splicked that bitch!

by Odinshall666 July 23, 2017

Shplick

To make a female (woman/girl etc.) excrete fluid or make noise from the vaginal walls and or squirt- shplick

Bro I was fingering her and it was goin like "shplick shplick shplick"

by Wordyconundrum September 19, 2021

sellick

Glasgow slang for football team called Celtic. Normally shouted from member of manky mob(Celtic Supporters Trust)

" See that Sellick mob, their pure brulliant man"

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005