selfcest

selfcest:

fucking a clone/identical-in-every-way-mentally-and-physically-twin

OR

wanting to fuck yourself literally. this is also not masturbation.

Me: Dude i would totally fuck my own clone.
My clone: Bro thats so selfcest but im into it

by ThatOneAsianBoi27 July 19, 2019

Self-guilt

Self-guilt is when you put the guilt on yourself. This also includes low mood, depressive thoughts and antisocial personality. Self-guilt is all in your mind and eats you up mentally and physically.

I'm so self-guilt because of what I did to my ex last night.

by Freya Powell July 7, 2019

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

by francescunt October 29, 2021

self-isojubilation

the emotion you feel when you discover the bar of chocolate or crisps you hid on day 1 of self-isolation on for example day 10 of self-isolation

I was in a state of self-isojubilation on day 10 of pandemic self isolation when I discovered the chocolate bar i had hidden in the back of the cupboard on day 1 of self isolation!

by LondonMaz March 25, 2020

suture self

a term for removing one’s own stitches / also applies to stitching one’s own wounds, a less common occurrence than the removal of one's own sutures that were sown in by a healthcare professional

With no universal healthcare, you get a lot of suture self procedures taking place.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 6, 2013

self invite

A self invite, or SI, occurs when someone decides to invite themselves into an activity to which they were not explicitly invited.

An "epic SI" is a derivative of the SI, where this person continues to invite themselves after being explicitly told "you are NOT invited".

Very frequently, this type of social ineptitude leads to being labeled your dawg in jest.

Mich showed up at my Super Bowl party and ate all the chips. I didn't invite him, so he self invited himself!

by moraleboatanchor March 24, 2013

Self Guilt

Feeling down and basically taking all the guilt on yourself.

She left me, I'll forever be Self Guilt.

by Jack Nylum November 25, 2018