Pussy Seeking Missile

1. Noun. A Pussy Seeking Missile (PSM for short) is any man who, upon achieving moderate-to-high levels of intoxication, will hound several women for an entire evening with the intent of not stopping until he's gone home with one of them.

2. Noun. One who seeks pussy with Missle-like precision.

Sean talked to four different girls all night, and finally wound up going home with Liz. That guy is a pussy seeking missile when he's drunk!

by Matt Heston March 23, 2008

Seeking Sea King

The hat worn by the infamous PolarRyan, this hat is his only personality.

As of now, this hat has one reseller. It was first introduced in the Sea King Rumble Arc.

This hat is fucking hideous lmao.

PolarRyan: I really love my Seeking Sea King!

by ii_voidss October 2, 2021

SeekingMillionaire

If I was rich and worthy I wouldn't use a dating site. If I was beautiful and charming I wouldn't use a dating site. I can only assume there's a huge unclaimed pool of clueless rich twats and foxy bitches out there, and that the rich twats are clueless enough to want to marry one of the other set despite there being nothing but cosmetic legal or social cred attached to marriage.

I found my husband on SeekingMillionaire, and I divorced him six months later. Mission accomplished.

by Lord Grimcock November 23, 2007

sympathy seeking disorder

Sympathy Seeking Disorder. A made-up term obviously but, for those who don’t quite understand this, it refers to the person who dwells on the “woe is me” aspects of life. They are truly miserable; the eternal victim of life. They reserve the right to communicate their frustrations with their “wrong doer’s” publically to get sympathy, via social media; facebook in particular with extremely obvious status updates which they deem pseudo cryptic. They refuse to take responsibility for their own actions and appear incredibly weak.

All of her FB status's about karma and man bashing since her divorce lead me to believe that she suffers from a sympathy seeking disorder.

by Pal in Oz May 14, 2014

attention seeking whore

1) someone who will do anything to get attention; namely whore herself out, sleep around, cry for no reason, dance like a slut, etc.
2) someone who has a folder full of their "selfies" on their desktop
3) someone who wears a shirt as a dress and says "oops!!"
4) she feels like she's in constant competition with people even though there CLEARLY is no competition
5) doesn't understand why "good guys don't like her" even though she's obvs a slut

Mary, you're such an attention seeking whore!! Pull your dress down!

by the mary-opposition-coalition March 13, 2009

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

rent-seeking

Noun: A search for privilege and personal gain through the political process.

Behavior of various agents in society use rent-seeking methods to maximize their market power by means other than socially valuable methods of increasing productive efficiency and the like.

by 2008 BC May 5, 2008