Scooting

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.

That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting

by Godzx September 6, 2013

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SCOOTING

What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.

MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!

by Wise White Man March 17, 2022

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sarooting

Texting or using any means of communication to communicate with someone across the room. Sarootee can be used to talk behind someone's back or just because you are to lazy to open your mouth.

Steven is sarooting me now because we do not want Keenan to know what we are talking about.

by bcwn13 January 31, 2010

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motor scroting

Motor boating the scrotum.

I was motor scroting him all night long.

by scrotum queen November 14, 2009

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Scroogin'

Buying someone something less for Christmas because they didn't buy you anything for your birthday or a past event.

Ex. Carl: "Hey Danny, can I have a beer, It's my birthday after all?"
Danny: "No, I already gave you one yesterday."

(Carl goes home)

John: "So hows it going?"
Carl: "Not too good. My friend's such a cheap bastard. I think this Christmas I'm a be Scroogin' a little bit."

by TheScrooge November 27, 2010

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