Scronch

The way of saying kill in surreal meme language

Meme man: I will scronch you
Orang:AAAAA

by Nesquikkid September 7, 2019

Scronch

A cheesy substance found in the folds of an uncircumcised penis.

I had to break up with Dan, his junk was covered in scronch.

by Scronch hating Megan July 31, 2006

Scronch

A cheesy substance found in the folds of an uncircumcised penis.

I had to break up with Dan, his junk was covered in scronch.

by Scronch hating Megan July 31, 2006

Scronch

a pair of underwear balled up in the corner of a room.

Get your dirty scronch off the the floor.

by shareski August 22, 2016

Scronch

A poker game that is both fun to play, and expensive to lose. It is similar to Texas Holdem except that your lowest hold card and all like them are wild. You may have a great hand until the last hold card is lower than the one you were counting on, and it destroys your hand, is called Scronch (you have been Scronched). Five of a kind is possible and is the highest possible hand in this game. If

While playing the game of Scronch, my last hold card dealt to me was a deuce, I was counting on the previous three threes I had been dealt to give me five of a kind, all aces, but the last hold card that I was dealt was only a deuce and I was Scronched. I now only have three tens.

by Bruce Devlin August 8, 2006

Scronching

The sound made when getting deep throated

My dick was so far down her throat she was scronching

by The big master slap June 17, 2018

scronch

The violent act of crushing something to the point where it literally ceases to exist

joe: Hey, have you seen Tim?

joe 2: No, i heard he got scronched.

joe: So, when's his funeral?

by oh god please no May 28, 2020