scrolling 

What my Mum does all day on the couch, using Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and every type of online platform the possibly is.

"Mum! Stop scrolling! Can we have dinner now??"

scrolling by Jupiter82 September 9, 2020

Scrolling 

When someone mindlessly "scrolls" through their social media feed(s). Generally speaking a waste of precious and valuable time.

God damnit Janet get off your phone and stop scrolling you've been on it for over an hour today.

Scrolling by Space Wrangler March 13, 2022

Scrolling 

The act of rolling a ten strip of blotter LSD into a cylindrical tube, inserting it into your urethra, and proceeding to have unprotected intercourse with your female partner; Resulting in the conception of the ultimate psychonaut offspring, in addition to a extremely intense psychedelic experience for both intimate partners.

Did you hear that Jimmy was scrolling during the Tipper Sunrise set?

Scrolling by Prolapse Mafia September 23, 2025

scrolling

what you are doing right now

You must be in science class waiting for your teacher to stop yapping about her husband

or you're like me, in bed at 10:06 on a school night making an urban dictionary word

Dude 1: uhm ya good? he's been scrolling for ages I don't think he's aware of what's happening
Dude 3: yea for real
Dude 2: AHHHHHHHCDERT^&UIKJNBVCDSWER%T^&*UIKMJNBVCXSWER$%^&*(IOKLMJNBVCDER%T^&*IK
Dude 1 and 3: ... yeah let's just go..

scrolling by school_chromebook_user December 1, 2025

scrolling the ipod 

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."

Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!

scrolling the ipod by ozzymarz August 3, 2009

scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.

It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'

scrolling blindness by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007

scrolling around 

Person or persons screwing around browsingFacebook instead of paying attention to what's going on around them.

My girlfriend and I were watching the game, and instead of paying attention she was scrolling around on Facebook!

scrolling around by Limitless9803 May 28, 2013