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El Scrapyardo

El Scrapyardo isn’t necessary a concrete, actual “thing”.

It is a concept, an ideal of the teenage dream - and the three main principles of this idea are:
Crime
Sex
Drugs

While this friend group doesn’t achieve any of these very much, they’ve ticked the boxes at least once before. They thrive for excellence, dominance and high street cred when roaming the urban areas of south-west London and Surrey.

Some of the common activities of El Scrapyardo are going to someone’s really posh, big house and getting drunk, while screaming to loud house music late at night. Or tearing up parties, asserting their dominance over the female species and other beta males.

A common idiom of the group is “ESTID”, standing for “El Scrapyardo Till I Die”. This expresses their true bromance and love for one another in the group, while appreciating what they live for as a pack.
Random delinquent: “You guys are losers!”

Kingpin (Jack Mahoney): “Die. We are El Scrapyardo…”
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Name for retards that screw you over.
Good name for crazy people driving on roads. Screwtard is a good word for them. Very fitting.

(someone cuts you off)
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The feeling of pride associated with living in or being from Scranton, Pa.
A: "How are you feeling today?"
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or

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Someone who can speak English, but randomly starts speaking Spanish to an all English crowd because they think it makes them look cool.
Phillip: Hey dude, what's up?

Luke: Dijiste que eron cabronas!

*Walks away*

Jon: Man, that guy is such a fucking spantard.
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