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shelf scorcher

A revealing piece of clothing such as a bikini or a little black dress that metaphorically burns up the shelf its put on.
That hot black number you’re designing is bound to be a shelf scorcher.
by the great wordsmith May 2, 2011
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scorcher blaze

Defines an action of turning a person who used to be a "quiet kid" and a suspect of a school shooting into a very "gigachad" person. They make high risk high reward choices confidently.
Fred: "Remember Alex, that quiet kid from highschool who listens to edgy rap music?"
Mark: "Yea, what about him? Did he shoot up a college now haha"
Fred: "No, he went on a total scorcher blaze with his money, he's a millionaire now."
by SunniDayz April 12, 2022
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omaha scorcher

When a woman that has an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations and you allow her to defacate on your bare face. In other words when she has diarrhea and you let her shit on your face.
After you gave me that blumpkin it really put me in the mood for an omaha scorcher.
by Green Goblin1111 January 2, 2011
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alabama scorcher

Verb
The sexual act of having coitis with a bottle of open hot sauce (specifically Tabasco) until either party has cum or run out of hot sauce.
“I had sex with my girlfriend last night. We did the Alabama Scorcher and she came before the hot sauce ran out”
“Nice.”
by Bitchintiddies January 7, 2018
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earth scorcher

An Earth Scorcher is a term for a very, very flamboyant homosexual. They are so much of a 'flamer' that they 'scorch the earth beneath them'.
"Yo, Tucker, check out Mike over there!"

"Yeah, he is such a fuckin' Earth Scorcher!"
by Rahymahn January 15, 2017
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Scorcher

He is a scorcher
by ScreamiAAA February 28, 2023
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Aganazzar's Scorcher

The Aganazzar's Scorcher is when you squirt a line of hot sauce across the penis shaft before you go to town on a lady.
"Did you hear about Rebecca? Her boyfriend gave her an Aganazzar's Scorcher and she's been out of work for a week!"
by Aganazzar January 22, 2023
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