Sconced

When one is totally wasted on alcohol and/or drugs at a hotel, and walks right into a wall mounted light fixture (sconce) in the hallway. Knocking oneself out.

He got a hotel room, drank the whole mini bar, and then sconced himself on the way to the elevator

by Smarty Marty NOLA July 25, 2017

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Sconed

A more friendly online variation of 'owned'- to be beaten (outdone) by someone or something.

See 'owned' for synonymous defintions.

Fyst totally sconed Floydy in that last game. :)

by Floydy January 20, 2007

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Sconedral

A person whom gets overwhelmed by the herb and cooked indeed very easily, and makes a fool of ones self

"Dude Brennan greened out and thought he was a chicken, laid an egg and shit himself again what a fucking sconedral."

by MrWinkie May 4, 2022

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Sconed

When a male ejaculates inside a woman on her period, the cum and period blood is likened to the cream and jam (respectively) that goes on top of a nice warm scone.

Dude I just sconed this girl last night and stained my sheets!

by SLB Specialist August 25, 2023

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One of the largest disgraces ever to exist on the earth, it is carried out by taking a scone of any flavor and smearing it in a persons face to show offense to them. People will no longer be near the sconed victim, for he has been sconed and must be looked down on. Now every time that person goes to school, the mall, movies, ect...he will be avoided at all costs. He is a cast out.

John: "What did you say about my mom?!"
Kyle: "She a cougar!"
John: "O no you didn't you bout to get sconed!"
(Sconing occurs)
John: "Ahhhh jelly all up in yo' face!!!"

by Sconer2009 May 2, 2009

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