sconce

At certain UK universities, to force someone who falls into a specified category to drink. Often a part of formal meals and crew dates, the aim is to encourage excessive alcohol consumption. When 'sconced', those to whom the sconce applies must stand and take a large gulp of whatever alcoholic drink they are on.

"I sconce anyone who has defined sconcing on Urban Dictionary"

by haec est cicero1990 November 22, 2009

Sconned

when you are so tired you feel out of it and on a different planet and you have no idea what your doing

bro im so sconned right now

by sassysasbear October 8, 2020

Sconed

A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.

BL: Want another Coneron?
Me: Nah I'm sconed

by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016

Sconed

The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.

Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".

by Dee May June 5, 2015

Sconted

when you've had one too many cones.

Fuck man that cone got me SCONTED!

by GorillaKhunt March 25, 2022

Sconce

Every slur in existence of the world / / a scone loving pedophile

“You’re a sconce” says ellie “what the fuck bro that’s way too far” says Thomas

by SconceArmy March 30, 2022

sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconed is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconing'.

'You have been Sconed!', 'Prepare to be Sconed', 'We WTFSconed that d00d!!!11eleventyone one!'

by Song March 5, 2008