schwillteling

the act of renting a room for the night just to drink , sleep , smoke, and swim there.

ian, david, chris, abby, nichole and zach all went to the hotel to do some schwillteling.

that was the best schwillteling ever sept i couldnt stay god damit!!

by i to the an October 2, 2005

Schwillised

To be so drunk as to think you are Bruce Willis, when you are in fact not Bruce Willis. This level is drunkenness is not to be confused with Melgibsoned when you start to shout antisemitic slurs at local Jews.

Man I got so schwillised last night, yippie kay yay motherfucker!

by DJ Nefario January 11, 2011

Schwillard Switch

Saying you’re going to do (or quit doing) something but then quickly changing your mind when realizing the task requires effort or sacrifice.

Dallon: “I thought Zac quit drinking for good, why does his location show him at twin peaks?”
John: “Looks like that addict pulled a classic Schwillard Switch”

by ToiletBehindDumpster April 27, 2024